In-N-Out

Lucky for you, I had another kid quote that I wanted to post before I forgot.  This one is super short, but I almost laughed out loud when I heard it.  First some background…

1)  Some of you may not know what In-N-Out is.  Well, it’s just your basic burger joint.  They have approximately three things on the menu.  Hamburger, Cheeseburger, or Double Double.  They also serve fries and shakes.  Like, I said, just your basic burger joint.  They only serve it if it’s greasy, involves putting beef between buns, and comes with a side of fries.  It also happens to be awesome, in my humble opinion.

2)  The following exchange took place on my back patio between my daughter (Jasmine, 7) and my youngest son (Michael, 2).  Michael has many food alergies, including but not limited too:  Dairy, Corn, Gluten (wheat), and more.  His diet is very fruit and vegetable centric (which is obviously great), but he also doesn’t get to have very much, if any, of special things.  Such as, Double doubles, french fries, or shakes.  If he’s eating it, it is probably healthy.  One last thing, he refers to himself in third person constantly. 

3)  Michael is driving in a Winnie the Pooh car that you can sit in and use your feet (like the flinstones) to move around.  Jasmine is sitting on a small chair.  Michael pulled up, stopped in front of Jasmine, and the following two sentences occured.

Jasmine:  Welcome to In-N-Out, can I take your order?

Michael:  Ummmm, Michael wants carrots please.

The End

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2 Responses to “In-N-Out”


  1. 1 Steph February 21, 2010 at 12:26 PM

    By “glutton” do you mean “gluten?”
    I don’t think even Jesus was allergic to gluttons.

  2. 2 David February 21, 2010 at 2:21 PM

    Believe it or not, I spelled it right but the spellchecker assumed I meant Glutton. The result is actually kind of funny, if you put it in the context of the story, but I fixed the spelling anyway.


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